10 Donald Trump haircut fails over the years

They say you can tell a lot about a man by the way he combs his hair. Actually, they don’t say that. No one does, not even GQ grooming columnists desperate for a lead. As a statement, it’s probably not even true. Still, it sounds good, seems authoritative, satisfies the human craving for simplistic maxims, and is thus a perfect way to introduce a listicle about Donald Trump and the inanimate object that straddles his scalp like a dead, furry lobster.

Her hairdresser believed that Trump’s odd haircut is representative of personality failings that could be problematic in his political career.

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    Back in the 70's when his haircut starts "creating waves"

    Considering the era and the man, this is a remarkably tasteful, organic-looking hairstyle.

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    Trump's hair in the 80's

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    This is when things start hanging

    Ivana and Donald at the 1988 U.S. Open. Note that Ivana has essentially the same hairstyle as Donald, the rightward sweep of her hair echoing her husband’s, though Ivana’s tresses are clearly attached to her forehead.

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    That's when things start missing in Trump's head

    That is not a lobotomy scar on the side of the billionaire’s head but rather a severe and deep part that suggests a “problem area” on the top and back of his scalp is being compensated for.

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    1999 haircut

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    Who's that blonde?

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    Trum goes Ginger in 2003

    Apparently, he and Melania are matching hair shade and emmm…that hat looks unique.

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    Ready for the Emmy's

    Trump graces 2004 Emmy’s and did he do something special for the event?

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    Back to Yellow

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    The Presidential Hair


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