20 of the funniest Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo momma is so stupid...
- Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
- Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma's so dumb...
- Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.
- Yo momma's so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo mama's lips ...
- Yo mama's lips are so big, she went to whisper in my ear and she whispered in both my ears at the same time ...
- Yo mama's lips are so big, she whispers in her own ear.
Yo Mama so hot...
- Yo mama so hot, she should sell hotdogs, because she already knows how to make a weiner stand.
- Yo mama so hot, the fire department sprays her with a hose during bath time.
Yo momma's so fat...
- Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
- Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Your momma's so ugly...
- Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
- Yo mama is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her.
- Yo mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror and said, "Bloody Mary three times."Bloody Mary put up sign said out of business"
Yo mama's such a slut...
- Yo mama's such a slut,when they woke up in the morning, his bed was So Wet, the Bed Bugs Drowned .
- Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.
Yo mama's so white...l
- Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked.
- Yo momma so white, she uses cocaine for makeup.
- Yo mama's so old, white and racist she thought only white people lived in the white house.
Yo mama's so nasty..
- Yo mama's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
- Yo Mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama's so skinny...
- Yo mama's so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs
- Yo mama's so skinny, both her nipples are touching.
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